Lol myspace…
Hello Google..
let me lick your face.I might do tumblr if someone will be my 4chan…
I kinda ship Google and Yahoo
“Yahoo.” An all-too familiar voice stopped at her desk. Yahoo looked up nervously.
“Oh. Hi, Google,” she said, fixing her pencil skirt as neatly as she could sitting down.
“I was wondering if I could sit here?” His voice was sultry, barely above a whisper in the almost deserted library.
“Yeah, su-sure,” she stumbled, closing her eyes momentarily to regain her confidence. “What are you working on?”
“Nothing majour,” Google said, relaxing in the seat next to her. “I’ve had to practically do so many people’s assignments for them because they’re too lazy to do it themselves.” He smiled slightly, trying to warm up the timid girl in front of him. He sat up straighter. “What are you working on?”
“I just needed a break. People kept asking me questions, and I got so tired of it, I came in here to get my mind off of everything.”
“Maybe I can help you?” Google slid his hand up her skirt smoothly, rubbing his thumb against her thigh. She gasped quietly, but did nothing to stop him.
“I—I’d be okay with that.”
DEAD
I SHIP IT SO HARD
HAS NO ONE NOTICED 4CHAN IS BASICALLY SLENDER?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE DON’T MAKE ME START SHIPPING THIS TOO!
Only on tumblr can you ship search engines…
This is just amazing. xD And look at Bing! I could sympathize…being short and all…but he just is trying too hard to compete with Google. Calm down, sport.
“So how was the library, hun?” deviantArt’s voice startled Yahoo, breaking her reverie.
“Oh, uh, it was… Nice. Very nice. Just nice.” Yahoo stumbled over her words, knowing her friend would never leave her alone if she found out Google had talked to her. THE Google.
DevA’s eyes narrowed, stabbing the point of her pencil in Yahoo’s direction. “What’s your deal?”
“W-what? Nothing!” Yahoo tried to swat the pencil away but the pixie-esque girl simply intensified her gaze.
“… Did someone troll you again today? Do I need to photoshop them with elephantiasis in some unpleasant areas?”
“What?! No, not again! It was nothing like that.”
DevA relaxed a bit, stretching in the office chair across from Yahoo. “Then what is it? Spit it out, girlie.”
Yahoo was about to insist again that it was nothing, when a whirlwind of energy bounded up behind her and leaned over DevA’s shoulder.
“Yahoo is just suffering a serious case of the UNFs. Google was totally hitting on her yesterday!” Tumblr smiled mischievously by DevA’s ear.
“What?! Girl, why didn’t you tell me? Are you serious?” DevA screeched, her eyes widening in disbelief.
“Oh, I’m serious. I’m totally shipping it. The entire situation was oozing sexual tension, I can’t even.” Tumblr squealed.
“T-Tumblr! Don’t say things like that! With my luck, Twitter will hear and it’ll be trending by tonight and what would I say to Google if I saw him again and ohmygod what if you’ve already said something to him please oh goodness tell me you’ve not said anything to him andandand-” Yahoo gasped for breath, her head light with the possibility of her long-time crush hearing such nonsense from the hyperactive coworker.
“What’s so wrong with Tumblr talking to me?” A sultry voice whispered across Yahoo’s ear, and by the almost-fainting look DevA was sending her and the evil glint in Tumblr’s eyes, Yahoo knew her life was over. Yep. It was just over.
“Well, uhm, it’s not that it’s wrong for Tumblr to talk to you,” Yahoo stammered guiltily as she turned to look into Google’s wise, blue eyes, “it’s just that, I-uh, am-uh working on a new project and uhm the uh, you knows don’t want me to uh speak of it…”
“Project? There’s no project. Yahoo was just telling me allllll about -” Tumblr was rudely interrupted by a slender hand across her mouth.
“Tumblr and I need to go talk about some Sterek art that has been circulating around between the two of us,” DevA declared a little too loudly for Tumblr’s comfort.
“Mmmmpph, mm, mumph,” Tumblr mumbled, flailing her arms around trying to bat Deviant away from her.
Yahoo’s shoulders tensed slightly as Google sat down across from her. He gently fixed his colorful tie with long, thin fingers. The nervous girl had just begun to relax when suddenly a beanie-d young male came out of nowhere toting a camera.
“Hey, guys, would you mind giving me a few frames so I can show the world all about the newly forming relationship between Google and Yahoo?” YouTube asked pointing the camera directly at Yahoo’s blushing cheeks.
“W-WHAT?! No, we, that’s not, you shouldn’t, YouTube!” Yahoo flailed, her glasses nearly falling off her nose in her flustered state.
The petite form of Facebook trailed up behind YouTube, draping her arms over the teen’s shoulders. “Oh, come off it, Yahoo. It’s not Facebook official anyway. Don’t get your panties in a twist.”
“Leave her alone, Facebook. Don’t overreact. I was only teasing, anyway.” YouTube said, shrugging the girl’s arms off his shoulders.
Yahoo had to fight the urge to to cover her reddening face and run as the camera was dropped from pointing in her direction.
Google merely chuckled, flicking up the slipping glasses on Yahoo’s nose. “Don’t worry about it. YouTube is just having a bit of fun.”
“Well, Google, if you wanna have some fun too I heard of a really great party happening tonight-” Facebook was cut off by a smooth decline from Google.
“No thank you, Facebook. I have previous engagements.”
“You’re such a slag, Facebook,” YouTube sneered.
“You’re such a British wanna be, YouTube!” Facebook screeched, following the young teen away to the social side of the office.
After giving an awkward chuckle, Yahoo cleared her throat and arranged papers on her desk that clearly didn’t need rearranging. “So. Um. Previous engagements? That sounds fun.” Stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Smooth, Yahoo.
Google gave a half grin, his lips quirking up to the side. “Well,” he began, ruffling his shaggy hair, “I was hoping I’d be busy on a date tonight.”
Oh. Oh. “That… Sounds like fun. I hope you have a good time.” Yahoo said, giving a half-hearted grin.
Google’s eyes glinted with something Yahoo didn’t comprehend. “I will, if she says yes.”
“Who?” It was probably Twitter. She was so cute and always had the latest new to talk about and-
“You, beautiful.” Oh. Oh. Brain overload.
“Yahoo?”
“Yahoo, is that a no?”
REBOOT REBOOT QUICK. “NO! No, I mean, it’s not a no, definitely not a no.” Yahoo sucked in a nervous breath, letting it out on a slow and breathy laugh. “I mean no, that’s definitely a yes.”
Google’s eyes brightened, adjusting his tie a bit as if he were… Proud? “Great. That’s really… Great.”
I literally hate every one of you.
IT’S BACK
Forever reblog
ADVENTURE TIME MASTERPOST
Adventure Time is an animated television series. The series focuses on the surreal adventures undertaken by two best friends, Finn the human boy and Jake the dog with magical powers, who dwell in the Land of Ooo.
These episodes were uploaded post-megaupload getting taken down so the links should work. The links will be updated every time a new episode comes out here.
Theme Song: DOWNLOAD
Heath’s Cover: DOWNLOADPILOT - DOWNLOAD / WATCH
1a - Slumber Party Panic: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
1b - Trouble in Lumpy Space: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
2a - Prisoners of Love: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
2b - Tree Trunks: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
3a - The Enchiridion!: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
3b - The Jiggler: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
4a - Ricardio the Heart Guy: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
4b - Business Time: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
5a - My Two Favorite People: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
5b - Boom Boom Mountain: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
6a - Wizard: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
6b - Evicted!: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
7a - City of Thieves: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
7b - The Witch’s Garden: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
8a - What Is Life?: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
8b - Ocean of Fear: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
9a - When Wedding Bells Thaw: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
9b - Freak City: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
10a - Henchman: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
10b - Dungeon: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
11a - The Duke: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
11b - Donny: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
12a - Rainy Day Daydream: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
12b - What Have You Done: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
13a - His Hero: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
13b - Gut Grinder: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
14a - It Came From the Nightosphere: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
14b - The Eyes: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
15a - Loyalty to the King: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
15b - Blood Under the Skin: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
16a - Storytelling: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
16b - Slow Love: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
17a - Power Animal: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
17b - Crystals Have Power: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
18a - The Other Tarts: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
18b - To Cut a Woman’s Hair: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
19a - The Chamber of Frozen Blades: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
19b - Her Parents: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
20a - The Pods: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
20b - The Silent King: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
21a - The Real You: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
21b - Guardians of Sunshine: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
22a - Death in Bloom: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
22b - Susan Strong: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
23a - Mystery Train: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
23b - Go with Me: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
24a - Belly of the Beast: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
24b - The Limit: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
25a - Video Makers: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
25b - Heat Signature: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
26a - Mortal Folly: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
26b - Mortal Recoil: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
27a - Conquest of Cuteness: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
27b - Morituri te Salutamus: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
28a - Memory of a Memory: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
28b - Hitman: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
29a - Too Young: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
29b - The Monster: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
30a - Still: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
30b - Wizard Battle: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
31a - Adventure Time with Fiona and Cake: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
31b - What Was Missing: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
32a - Apple Thief: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
32b - The Creeps: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
33a - From Bad to Worse: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
33b - Beautopia: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
34a - No One Can Hear You: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
34b - Jake Vs Me-Mow: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
35a - Thank you: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
35b - The New Frontier: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
36 - Holly Jolly Secrets: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
37a - Marceline’s Closet: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
37b - Paper Pete: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
38a - Another Way: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
38b - Ghost Princess: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
39a - Dad’s Dungeon: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
39b - Incendium: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
40a - Hot to the Touch: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
40b - Five Short Graybles: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
41a - Web Weirdos: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
41b - Dream of Love: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
42a - Return to the Nightosphere: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
42b - Daddy’s Little Monster: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
MATHEMATICAL
Mother of science
Ohmyglob
I can finally catch up @3@
YES. THANK YOU.
THANK
when You Get Picked up early from school
first your like:
everybody looks at you like:
then you walk out like:
bye muthafuckas
